LONG TIME NO SEE

Holyy guys. I know it has been forever since my last blog post, but i have been so busy. You can blame it on John Tracy. Alright, so I can't even remember how to blog anymore. I guess I've lost all my humor. Maybe if something happy happens in my life, I'll start blogging funny things again. I just wanted to let everyone know....no the rumors are not true...I did not die getting attacked by a grizzly bear. Just a few minor scratches. But until I find something funny to write about...peace it (goodbye in teenager)

HUDSON MCENTIRE

Ok..since I dedicated my last blog post to Josh and Claire...this one goes out to Hudson and Layne. Here's the story of them...Layne was playing football at the Montgomery Country Club, and Hudson was sippin on a milkshake....The person that Layne was playing football with overthrew the football, so she went sinking into the pool. At that very moment, Hudson looked up and saw the most beautiful creature he had ever seen drowning in the pool. He ripped off his shirt, and dove in after her.

{Hudson shirtless}

He grabbed her in his strong arms and pulled her out of the water...The second she opened her eyes, she was like..."who is this piece of hotness?" And they've been in love ever since. They are now models for a few companies...like Vogue, and were even featured on Rolling Stone!!!

{First Vogue Cover}

Here's the only ugly picture that i found of them...

{Can you say gross? Am i right? Am i right?}

jk. cutie pies. well....now that i've posted about my sister's boyfriends....I guess i'll post about mine tomorrow. Love you, Joshua David Duhamel. 2getha 4evah. Anyways...I'll blog tomorrow...but until then...Totsiens (Goodbye in Afrikaans)

Gym Class Heroes

The title says it all. Yes. Abby Crawford, Foy Stevenson, Kaki Broadfoot, and I are the famous heroes of fourth period physical education. We save the day by lifting dumbells and belting Beyonce lyrics to the random boy that walks through to watch us work out. I'm talking to you, Neill McCorvey...

{OMG it's Neill!!!}

 Kaki uses her tininess to sneak through the gym, spy on Coach McGehee, and get out of working out by using her cute little baby face. What's her superhero name you might ask?

{GOO GOO GA GA}

Foy uses her long legs to capture Coach Sinclair and free us all from PE.

{DA BOMBSHELL}

I know you all wanted to know what powers Abby has. And you may not be impressed, but she has the power to lift weights up to 5000 pounds. WAY more than any of us normal superheroes can do. We are all secretly jealous of her power.......

{THUNDER/LIGHTNING}

And me...well I don't have any particularly sick powers. And I don't want to brag...but I have the power to sit on people, and they die. Yea I'd call it the best. But all of our powers combined create the best team  ever.

{The Gym Class Heroes}

Until next time...Zbogom (Goodbye in Croatian)

True Life: I'm addicted to Starbucks.

If you didn't already know, I carpool with Jean Catherine Hubbard and Rosalind O'Conner. We taje two kids, Holland and Bennett Griffin to school usually on Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays...

{Jean Catherine Milligan Hubbard}

{Rosalind O'Conner}

{Holland Griffin}

{Bennett Griffin}

This morning, Rosalind told me that she wanted to go to Starbucks because she was craving coffee, and naturally, I couldn't refuse my favorite hotspot in Fungomery...But there was a problem...Layne had to be at school early for a math quiz. I guess i was a little inconsiderate in my decision. My argument was that it wasn't my choice....so she went with my dad. I'm a little selfish when it comes to Starbucks...I would rather go there than pretty much anywhere else. It's a real problem for me....Oh well...sorry for making you go to school with Daddy, Layne...even though you probably enjoyed it more...

{There she goes! Sorry, Layne. LYLAS}
PS...Sorry I didn't get that picture of TJ....next time i swear...but until then...さようなら (Goodbye in Japanese)

Crazy night, lemme tell ya...

Tonight, Layne and I went to Zoe's Kitchen. Originally...we were going to Panera Bread, but it was closed...the next in line was Five Guys..but as you all know, I'm a vegetarian, and Layne is a vegan. We are unable to eat atrocities such as the hamburger. Anywho...we went to Zoe's where Layne ordered pita and hummus and fruit...and i got spinach roll-ups and white beans. We're trying hard. Layne's a little more serious about her eatings then me...Like today for lunch...she took the cheese off the casserole we were eating..,true dedication right der. So yea....we're trying.

{Me and Layne feelin jolly after Zoes...except i have a tummy ache. :( }

Ya know what? I'm kind of almost looking forward to school tomorrow. My spring break consisted of me eating anything and everything...so I'm kind of excited about seeing everyone. Especially Mr. Jackson. LOLOL 1st Period everyone? I'll try to get a picture and upload it by second period. If we're lucky, maybe even a video!!! But until then Slán (Goodbye in Irish)

PS.....Max's "spider bite" turned out to be a staff infection. Not to worry!!! Slán!!!

Oh Emm Gee!!! My First blog Post!!

I hope everyone's excited. Yes. The rumor is true...I am now an official blogger. And yes. I am very funny. To prove my hilariousness...I will now upload a video of Layne dancing to "Crank That Soulja Boy" on Dance Central for the Xbox. oh wait....Layne made me take it off...dang i'm sorry guys. So, I'll just put an embarrassing picture of her.

Oh! I almost forgot. My brother got bitten by a spider the other day. What? You don't believe me? Check this out.
Pretty sickkkk, eh? Yea well...that's it for today. I will blog later, but until then... Auf Wiedersehen (goodbye in German)